Michael Scott

Michael Scott is a fictional character from the television series The Office. Michael fancies himself to be quite funny and a great boss although his employees would strongly disagree with him on both counts.

Fast Facts

1. Full name: Michael Gary Scott
2. Show: The Office
3. First appearance: March 24, 2005
4. Occupation: Regional Manager for Dunder-Mifflin (Scranton Branch)
5. Favorite song: For the Longest Time by Billy Joel
6. Attends improv comedy classes
7. Often uses Dwight Schrute as an accomplice

Quotes

1. "That's what she said."
2. "I hate, so much, about who you choose to be." (towards Toby)
3. "Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject, so you know you are getting the best possible information"
4. "Yeah, I went hunting, once. I shot a deer in the leg... had to finish it off with a shovel. It took about an hour.."
5. "What happens to a company if somebody takes its boss away? I will answer your question with a question. It's like what happens to a chicken, when you take its head away. It dies. Unless you find a new head. I need to see which one of these people have the skills, to be, a chicken head."
6. "You may look around and see two groups here; white collar, blue collar. But I don't see it that way, and you know why not? Because I am collar-blind."
7. "Cage matches? Yeah, they work, how could they not work? If they didn't work, everybody would still be in the cage."

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