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Dr. Meredith Grey

  • (after a one-night stand with Derek Shepherd) "Look, I'm gonna go upstairs and take a shower, OK? And when I get back down here, you won't be here."
  • "Seriously!"
  • "The thing about addiction is, it never ends well. Because eventually, whatever it is that was getting us high, stops feeling good, and starts to hurt. Still, they say you don't kick the habit until you hit rock bottom. But how do you know when you are there? Because no matter how badly a thing is hurting us, sometimes, letting it go hurts even worse."
  • "Just because you slept with my mother... That does not make you my father"!
  • "At the end of a day like this when so many prayers are answered and so many aren't, we take our miracles where we find them. We reach across the gap and sometimes against all odds, against all logic, we touch..."
  • When it comes to our blind spots, maybe our brains aren't compensating. Maybe they're protecting us."
  • "Because I believe that, we can be extraordinary together rather than ordinary apart."
  • "I was swimming. I was fighting. Then I thought, just for a second, I thought 'What's the point?' And then I let go. I stopped fighting. Don't tell anybody."
  • (to Christina) "You're in a relationship without words." (to Izzie) "And you're a millionaire in twenty dollar shoes. Whatever!"
  • "No, now I'm an adulterous whore!"
  • "Don't wonder why people go crazy. Wonder why they don't. In the face of what we can lose in a day, in an instant, wonder what the hell it is that makes us hold it together."

Dr. Cristina Yang

  • "If I miss a real procedure because of this case, they're gonna call me 007 because I killed you."
  • "You are eight feet tall. Your boobs are perfect. Your hair is down to there. If I was you I would just walk around naked all the time. I wouldn't have a job, I wouldn't have any skills, I wouldn't even know how to read. I would just be... naked."
  • It's like candy, but with blood. Which is so much better!"
  • "I need a drink, a man, or a massage. Or a drunken massage by a man."
  • "I'm so hot! I can do hot in my sleep! I can do hot in scrubs!"
  • "Prestons do not go into the woods. A guy named Preston is gonna get his ass kicked by a squirrel."
  • "Yeah, I wrote them on my... (looks at her hand) Oh, my God, I scrubbed in and the vows were on my hand... I scrubbed off my vows."
  • "No. His trumpet was here. His entire Eugene Foot collection, vinyls and CDs. His grandmother's picture was by the bed. His lucky scrub cap was hanging on the door. He's gone. I'm- -I'm free. (she starts crying) Damn it. Damn it, damn it, damn it! (gasping, she grabs at the chocker necklace) Oh god, take this off! Take it off, take it off!"
  • "You know, I thought I was gonna hate this party game thing, but it's kinda great. Can we set her on fire after?"

Dr. Isobel 'Izzie' Stevens

  • "Meredith put her Mom in a baggie and brought her to work."
  • "George! It's really old guy! We could bring a marching band in here and he wouldn't know the difference!"
  • "Just because people do horrible things... it doesn't always mean they are horrible people."
  • "You know what? You're gonna have to get over the whole man thing, George! We're women! We have vagina's! Get used to it!"
  • "Because, it's what JESUS, would freaking do!"
  • "George, beer is dripping from your nostrils."
  • "Fine! Let's look at that tattoo up close and personal, shall we? What are these? Oh, my God! Breasts! How does anybody practice medicine hauling these things around? And what have we got back here? Let's see if I remember my anatomy. Glutes, right? Let's study them, shall we? Gather around and check out the booty that put Izzie Stevens through med school! Have you had enough, or should I continue, because I have a few more very interesting tattoos. You want to call me Dr. Model? That's fine. Just remember that while you're still sitting on two hundred grand of student loans... I'm out of debt."
  • "It's the new millennium, George. The only people who aren't like that are the Amish... and apparently you."
  • "We are saving George from a future of festering sores and insanity."

Dr. Alex Karev

  • "Go for it, man. Get yours, I'm down with the rainbow."
  • "Talk about shrinking the salamander."
  • "When your life is sucky you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate men. It's your thing."
  • "And you're the pushy, overbearing kiss ass. I hate you too."
  • "I'm just pissed that anyone except me got the harvest. Boobs in no way factor into this...Unless you want to show me yours."
  • "Syph-boy. It's got a nice ring to it; kind of like Super-boy, only diseased."
  • "I just look for the hottest chick in the room and sit next to her."
  • "Does anyone have any deodorant?"
  • "I think you should stick with the decent guy..."

Dr. George O'Malley

  • "Uh... Cristina? Do you... do you... does Meredith think I'm gay?"
  • "The amount of flesh exposed is not the point. You have to do something, it's your house."
  • "Izzie? No! I don't like Izzie. No! She's not the one I'm attracted to."
  • "Look at her belly. She's almost as wide as she is tall."
  • "You're not giving me a rectal. Do not ask me to cough."
  • "Correction, George got some syphilis."
  • "Who here feels like they have no idea what they're doing?"
  • "I don't think you understand. Me - gonads! You - ovaries!"
  • "Naked! I am naked in the shower!"

Dr. Miranda Bailey

  • "Every intern wants to perform their first surgery. That's not your job. Do you know what your job is? To make your resident happy. Do I look happy? No! Why? Because my interns are whiney. You know what will make me look happy? Having the code team staffed, having the trauma pages answered, having the weekend labs delivered and having someone down in the pit doing the sutures. No-one holds a scalpel until I'm so happy I'm Mary Freaking Poppins."
  • "All you people ever think about is how to get into somebody's pants. You're nasty."
  • "Look at this. Everybody wants a life without pain. And what does it get you? She needs to be on a poster somewhere to remind people, pain is there for a reason."
  • "So when she wakes up, I get to inform her that she is not going to die... she's just going to want to die."
  • "If you thumb-suckers don't stop whining, I swear I won't show you what's behind this door. And trust me, you wanna see what's behind this door."
  • "I know it's one of you. It's always one of mine. Always. So tell me, which one of you left your damn drawers on my surgical floor?!"
  • "Stop! Right there. I don't need to know this. I'm tired, I'm busy. While I will concede that you and O'Malley have some challenges to overcome, I'm asking you to remember that this day is a marathon and my mind can only hold what it needs to know, your sex life cannot be held in my mind today. Ever! It cannot be in my mind ever! Never!"
  • "No touching patients, no talking to patients, no rolling your eyes at patients, or your superiors."
  • "I'm proud of you all. You make me proud. You reflect on me well. Grey, if you think you can keep your clothes on long enough to follow up the labs I will appreciate it."

Dr. Richard Webber

  • "I've been sitting home for a week watching Oprah give away things on TV. - Oprah, Derek!"
  • "Punching out people on my surgical floor. My head of neurosurgery punching out people on my surgical floor."
  • "It's good to be scared. It means you still have something to lose."
  • "Well, for the two of you to agree on something I must be damn near suicidal."
  • "Oh! So you're, um, that's wonderful! Man love! It's beautiful. Beautiful... My cousin's gay! So... I'm hip and Brokeback Mountain and... all of that."
  • "You don't know how much I wish this was bourbon."
  • "Ashes to ashes, dust to dust."
  • "Are you saying we're old dogs who can't learn the tricks?"
  • ""Being Chief... is about responsibility. Every single surgical patient in a hospital is your patient. Whether you're the one who cut them open or not. The scalpel stops with you. You need to be able to look at her family. And to tell them your team did everything they could to save someone's life. The husband, the wife. Taking care about the people's families. And responsibility... it makes you... you take care of the people's families. But you sacrifice your own."

Dr. Derek Shepherd

  • "Dr. Shepherd? This morning I was Derek, now it's Dr. Shepherd."
  • "What never happened? You sleeping with me last night? Or you throwing me out this morning? Because both are fond memories I'd like to hang on to."
  • "Maybe not today, but last night I was very good looking. I had on my red shirt, my good looking shirt and you took advantage."
  • "So, who's next, Alex? He likes to sleep around... you two have that in common."
  • "You were like coming up for fresh air. It's like I was drowning and you saved me. It's all I know."
  • "I am not mentally challenged."
  • "She's a woman of substance. You two have nothing in common."
  • "You're asking me if I think you should put your mom's ashes in your cubby or your car. You don't think that's very very strange?"
  • "You know what I talked about with the other Grey? All the things this Grey won't let me say."

Dr. Callie Torres

  • "We're socially retarded. I mean, look at me. I'm in love with a guy who won't say he loves me back... and here I am in his kitchen cooking, hoping he comes home and notices me. I'm a total freak. I'm the girl in the back of the class who eats her hair."
  • "Don't chase me anymore, unless you're ready to catch me."
  • "He makes my world stop. George O'Malley is sweet and kind and smart and strong and he makes my world stop. So you shut up about him."
  • "Nice, very stalker like. I make you nervous, don't I?"
  • "I'm wearing a dress, I have on heels, I shaved my legs - I'm going to the prom."
  • "I'm out of my element here, I break bones for a living, I used to live in the basement, most days I wear last night's eyeliner to work, and I don't give a crap about what other people think of me. Because I am a happily independent and successful woman and I like it that way, only when you say stuff like this, it just makes things too hard. So please, don't chase me anymore, unless you're ready to catch me."
  • "Relax. I'm not gonna bring it up, you and McDreamy and the sex. I'm not that person."
  • "It's always Meredith and Izzie. Never me. Who am I to you. George? Am I your girlfriend? Am I somebody to mess around with? Do you even know? Well, guess what. Now you don't have to bother figuring it out."
  • "Don't make me climb over this stall. I'll do it but I'll be really pissed because I don't know you that well."

Dr. Mark Sloan

  • "Your Derek's lusty intern right? I heard about you all the way back in New York. You famous!"
  • "You know it's funny. Derek walks in on me naked with his wife, i mean actually in the throws and he just turns around and walks away. But he sees me so much as talking to you, and I'm on the ground bleeding. Interesting, don't you think?"
  • "How's my favorite dirty mistress?"
  • "I wish I was all someone thought about."
  • "She's sassy!"
  • "Lookin' ... it sounds much dirtier without the "g.""
  • "I heard. About your marriage. And if there's anything you need me to do, to cheer you up, I'm around. Day or night. Night, in particular."