Apu Quotes

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Quotes

• TheSimpsonsQuotes.com: Apu Quotes
  • "Mr.Simpson, a Twizzler is not a sprinkle. A Mounds is not a sprinkle. A Jolly Rancher is NOT a sprinkle!"

• • "Yes, yes, I know the procedure for armed robbery. I do work in a convenience store, you know."

• • "Tonight I’m going to party like it’s on sale for $19.99!"

• • "Homer, you are asleep at your post! Now go change the expiration dates on the dairy products!"

• • Homer: "No offense Apu, but when they're handing out religions you must be out taking a whizz."
  • Apu: "Mr. Simpson, pay for your purchases and get out...and come again."

• • "Homer's a delightful fella, sorry 'bout the salmonella!"
  • Google Video: Apu's Kwik-E-Mart Song

• IMDb: Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Quotes 
  • Interviewer: "Apu, there are rumors that you are a Hindu. Is this true?"
  • Apu: "By the many arms of Vishnu, I swear it is a lie."

• • Bart: "Hey, Apu, this bag of ice has a head in it!"
  • Apu: "Ooh, a head bag. Those are chock full of... heady goodness."

• • "Oh! I feel like I'm floating on a river of corpses."

• • Apu: "The aspirin is $24.95."
  • Marge: "$24.95?"
  • Apu: "I lowered the price because an escaped mental patient tampered with the bottle."

• • "Even though my religion strictly forbids military service, what the hey."

• • "Thank you for coming! I'll see you in Hell!"

• GotWavs.com: Apu Quotes Wavs & MP3s 

• • "Please do not offer my god a peanut"

• • "I won't lie to you... in this job, you WILL be shot at..."

• • "It is a great dishonor to my ancestors and my God... but OK!"

• Fan Site: Apu Quotes
  • "Each of these bullet wounds is a badge of honor."

• • "If you survive, please come again!"

• • "Now this is just between me and you...smashed hat."

• • "Oh, the searing kiss of hot lead. How I've missed you!"

• • "Silly customer! You cannot hurt a Twinkie."

• • "You ducks are really trying my patience...but you're sooo cute!"

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